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Unanswered QuestionsBig Pimple After sending out a request for any last-minute questions, I ended up receiving an avalanche of queries. I tried packing lots of replies into the final article, but some subjects ended up on the cutting room floor. Unfortunately, most of the questions were unanswerable -- e.g., "When will the next album come out?", "Will the Chicks perform in ___?", "What happened to the extended edition of Shut Up and Sing?", "When are the Chicks going to release another video?", "Why hasn't Natalie responded to my love letters?". Not even the Dixie Chicks know the answer to some of those questions. There were also lots of questions directed at the Chicks that I didn't have the opportunity to have answered. And there were some I just want to ignore. ("What does Emily smell like?" -- really?) But there were some questions directed at me that I have attempted to answer below: * Q: What was the most surreal experience of the whole time you were with The Chicks? A: I mentioned a few of the more bizarre experiences in the farewell article. Surfing with Emily and Natalie comes to mind. Carrying Emily's bra. Singing a karaoke duet with Natalie. Seeing fans with signs at concerts with my name on it. But the no-boundaries nature of our conversations stick out the most. One odd topic involved my hypothetical future son’s samurai sword. During the last day of the tour, the Chicks and I were discussing parenthood and somehow landed on the subject of whether I think boys should be circumcised for non-religious reasons. (My wife wants to snip, but I wanted to leave my son intact, especially because of the high risk of infections.) Natalie, who sympathized with my opinion, talked to me about how to avoid the risks – go to a urologist’s well-lit office the next day! – and shared her research on the ultimate health benefits of circumcision. I left the conversation converted. (Dear future son of mine: If you resent the loss of your foreskin, blame the Dixie Chicks!) * Q: What are the chances we'll see a video of Natalie singing "Rehab" at her Halloween party? A: I filmed a lot of video that MSN didn't end up using for various reasons. I think I filmed Natalie singing "Rehab" at the Halloween party but the video quality probably isn't great since I was too busy laughing. I'd have to ask Natalie's permission to share the video, however, so we'll see. * Q: Where is the best place to sit during a Dixie Chicks concert? A: Most audio experts will tell you that the front row in a concert hall is not the best place to be; you should be at least a few rows back to receive the ideal auditory experience. That said, Martie is wonderful about acknowledging people who are waving to her, dancing, or holding up signs -- mainly because she's most likely to have the time and free hands to say hi. So if you want one of the Chicks to acknowledge your "Voice Inside My Head" tattoo on your face, I'd sit as close as possible to Martie. * Q: Did you ever get to play another game with Natalie (after the Yahtzee incident)? A: No. But I don't think that was because Natalie banned me from playing Yahtzee with her. (Or so I would like to believe.) * Q: What was the funniest moment? A: The "Fresh Air" experience: http://dixiechicks.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=595836. After I saw Martie giggling, I couldn't keep a straight face if my life had depended on it. I will never forget that moment when Martie and I had tears in our eyes. * Q: Do you think you will maintain contact with the Chicks after this all ends? A: I'm sure we might email each other. But they have a million friends, so I doubt I'll get an invite to their next Bat Mitzvah. You have to keep in mind that while they might have enjoyed my company, I represented a huge invasion on their privacy and was a minor nuisance, what with my constant flashing camera and persistent questions. I think some people get the impression that I am best friends with the Dixie Chicks and that we have slumber parties and drink milk and cookies while watching John Hughes films. But it's not true - we have hot cocoa and cupcakes, not milk and cookies. * Q: Was it hard being away from your wife as a newlywed? A: Always. * Q: Is there anything that you were hoping would happen but didn't? A: Gareth, Martie's husband, and I spent a lot of time talking smack about our respective Scrabble skills. Initially, we vowed to play $100 a game. Over time, that number escalated. But we never ended up playing a game. (Perhaps we were both scared of losing hundreds of dollars.) * Q: Is there a distinct moment when your respect for the Chicks rose? A: There were plenty of moments. Here's one: during the rehearsals for the Accidents and Accusations Tour, the Chicks were thinking of a new song to cover for the tour. I suggested Prince's "Raspberry Beret." I thought it was a good idea. I've never heard anybody cover it. Plus, it has string parts that Martie could play. But Martie asked me if the lyrics were meaningful. I said no. She then rejected the idea. That made me appreciate the idea that the Chicks do not pick their cover songs lightly. * Q: Why don't you write a book about your experiences? A. I'd love to. Know any interested publishers? * Q: Do you have a favorite Dixie Chick? A: No. I was prepared to. But I honestly don't, even though I have different bonds with all three. Emily's sense of humor is probably the most similar to mine. (Only Emily would think of posing with a bottle of Vaseline after winning five Grammy awards.) Natalie and I probably have the most to talk about, mainly because we both listen to Howard Stern and have strong opinions about random subjects. And Martie is probably the most open and friendliest. But choosing my favorite Dixie Chick would be like choosing my favorite child or my favorite body part. * Q: Would you entertain the idea of blogging for the Chicks again? A: Because I feel a deep loyalty to the Chicks, I would seriously consider anything they wanted. But if the Chicks ever had the need for another blogger, I think maybe it would be better to have somebody else do it, so the world can get to know the Chicks through a different sent of eyes. * I tried to get as many questions as possible. For those that I didn't have a chance to answer, I will send you a reply through a Ouija board or a Magic 8-Ball. The Penultimate ArticlesMother and Daughter Worry About the Hamster in the Oven? There are two new articles on the main DCX page! Before my time ran out, I had the chance to interview three women who have had a profound impact on the Dixie Chicks, and especially, Natalie Maines. The first article is an interview with Natalie's charming mother, Tina Maines, and her lovely sister, Kim Maguire. Tina and Kim, who are both excellent photographers, proved to be very difficult to photograph, as the above picture indicates. Whenever they saw my camera pointed at them, they'd quickly look away. (I had a better chance of capturing Bigfoot!) Thankfully, they were willing to talk. Even better, they let loose some hilarious trivia about Natalie. http://dixiechicks.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=5877225 The second article is the result of an interview with Andrea, the woman discussed in "Not Ready To Make Nice." Andrea once attended an anti-Dixie Chicks protest; the footage of her was subsequently broadcast across the country and ended up in Shut Up and Sing. She was the one who told her young child to say "Screw the Dixie Chicks!" You'll be amazed to read what she has to say today. http://dixiechicks.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=5817958 With these two articles published, there remains only one. My Favorite Photos #26 - 50
For the Top 25, you'll just have to wait until Kwanzaa when I return from a much-needed vacation! Happy Holidays, everyone!
My Favorite Photos # 51 - 75One of the many privileges of having served as the Dixie Chicks' blogger was the opportunity to take some -- and be in some -- great photos. I am not a professional photographer. But through the approval process for photos, the Chicks essentially trained me to be a better photographer. I went through all my photos from the last two years, ranked my 75 favorite ones, and added some brief commentary. (Unfortunately, you'll only see my 75 favorite approved photos.) #51-75 are below. #1-50 will come soon. #51: This photo should obviously be titled "Sisters." I felt I caught a glimpse of 1992 when the two of them must have helped each other with their outfits (because they couldn't afford any assistants). #52: This is drummer Victor Indrizzo during rehearsals at the Nokia Theatre. I used absolutely no effects or digital alteration here. The gray arena and the blue stage lighting just make it seem as if the drummer was colorized in a black and white photo. #53: Nat is testing out what her Amy Winehouse makeup and hair should look like on Dean (the Chicks' makeup artist). #54: This photo captures the DCX crew goofing on me at the American Music Awards. I had to constantly invade the crew's space and flash photos, so it was only fair that they at least have an opportunity to mock my shoes. I believe House Engineer Fern Alvarez took this photo. #55: The Dixie Chicks rarely look enamored or honored to be in another celebrity's presence. But Emily really looked taken with musical legend Harry Belafonte, backstage in New York City. #56: I love this photo of Natalie and Chi-Chi, the racist monkey. They both have the same big, round eyes. #57: All I know is that Mindi, the Road Manager, would place these toy soldiers on the traveling cases whenever things got tense. #58: A genuinely sweet, quiet moment after a long press conference to promote Shut Up and Sing at the Toronto Film Festival. #59: I captured this pic (pick?) while the Chicks were recording "The Neighbor." #60: Backstage in New York City, Lindsey Sherman made Emily genuinely happy with her shirt. Especially because Natalie and Martie actually seemed jealous. Lindsey was overjoyed to take a photo with not only Emily, but Rosie O'Donnell, as well. #61: One of the most beautiful things I witnessed on tour was an ASL interpreter "singing" the Dixie Chicks' songs in Washington, D.C. It was so spectacular that I thought the Dixie Chicks should have hired her to perform on stage. #62: It's hard to get good photos from front row since the Chicks heads are ten feet directly above you. (It's great for nostril shots.) But I managed to get a good shot of Emily's smile here. #63: I intended to capture a cutout of the Chicks in a downtown London record store. But I got more than I bargained for. I not only captured the cardboard Chicks, but I coincidentally caught a reflection of the iconic double-decker London buses and a photo of myself. #64: This photo illustrates how quickly the Chicks have to move back stage. Red and Cory are standing still, while Emily is quickly shuffling around. As a result, and because of the shutter speed I used, Emily appears to be teleporting. #65: There are so many cords and wires backstage, it's scary. I have a newfound appreciation for all the touring crew that builds and tears down a complicated sonic landscape, night after night. I can barely set up my home stereo system. #66: During the tour, these were the signs that we'd see at every arena, directing us where to go. #67: Especially with those boots, Martie looks badass on stage at VH1's Storytellers. It's hard to believe that somebody who looks so confident would later forget her solo in "Cowboy Take Me Away," a song that she wrote. #68: I normally don't let people pound on my laptop. I made an exception for Henry and Juliana. #69: I took this photo on stage during the tour rehearsals. The side spotlights created this cool, inintended effect. #70: This is one fan I'll never forget. He drove hundreds of miles, by himself, to attend the opening night Detroit show. His vanity plate and his personalized DCX shirt are only the beginning to his devotion to the Chicks. #71: The banner. I saw the "Chicks Rock Chicks Rule" fans bust out with this sign about a dozen times in different parts of the world. It became a comforting icon, almost like a home-cooked meal. #72: I can't remember if I asked Martie if I could photograph her shoe or if she asked me to take the picture. Regardless, I got to capture her golden footwear (which is probably worth more than my camera) and her Chick feet tattoo, all without using a zoom lens. Everyone at the InStyle soiree at NYC's Koi Lounge must have thought I had a serious foot fetish. #73: This is the disturbingly small Austin City Limits set, the last stop of the 2006 tour. Martie's expression somehow reminds me of how exhausted everyone was. #74: If you've seen Shut Up and Sing, you know that this is the Lipton Tea guy. #75: I quickly learned that the Chicks could handle only so many questions per month. Here, Emily is goofing off, but her expression captures a clear signal I received that I needed to be less bothersome if I was going to continue to be allowed into their living room. A Focus on the Nest: "Three Chicks and Seven Peeps"Merry Maguires: Show Me The Mickey! I devoted an entire article to the Chicks' children. You can read it by clicking here. Hopefully, when they grow up and read this article, they won't sue me or beat me up. Leave your comments or punch recipes below. If These Are Life's Lessons, She'll Take This TestWhen asked how much distance a driver should have between her and the car in front, Natalie wrote "she needs wide open spaces." As you can see, Natalie took the written DMV exam to get a California driver's license. I was disappointed that when she drove away, her dad was not there to yell, "Check the oil!" As you can see from the photo below, Natalie passed the test and now has Cali credentials. Those of us in the Golden State should be extra careful when taking the roads ... or sidewalks. Last Minute Questions?After hearing a funny blonde joke backstage, Emily can't stop smirking. I'm in the midst of writing my final essays and thought I should ask you, the fans, whether there is anything you'd like me to address or discuss in my farewell reflections. Feel free to leave comments here or email me privately at junichi @ junichisemitsu.com (without the spaces, of course). There are some questions I don't know the answer to (e.g., When will the next Dixie Chicks CD come out?) and some questions I won't answer (e.g., What is Emily's ATM card password?). But otherwise, I will try to address as much as I can. No question is too trivial. |
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